Aliens sighted

Aliens were yet again sighted at the largest mall around. Early fall fashion seems to lean toward leopard prints and metallic orange Nikon cameras this year. These fashion icons are usually spotted only at the heights of the tourist seasons, as they can operate more easily in crowds of tired tourists who don't give a crap.

Alien tourism has been on the rise since last year, many believe it coincides with Voyager 1's departure from the solar system, seeing it as a big advertisement sign to come visit the sights and spend some money. This will be confirmed as a viable way to advertise in space, if when the Voyager 2 leaves the solar system we see a similar spike in alien sightings.