ESP to be included in the Union?

The Psychics Union has entered negotiations for including all ESP capable people under their work union. The negotiations are overshadowed by the fact no ESP capable people have been discovered so far. The palmistry division is claiming that the union is jumping the gun, while the crystal ball users are predicting the rise of the new world order as the telepaths will emerge from the common folk. The Tarot division keeps drawing the Two of Swords.

In other news, Elvis has been spotted yet again at Kauppatori, chasing the seagulls that stole his food. You'd think he had learned by now to watch out for the flying pirates of the shores.