Fear of increased violence not happening!!

As the tightening anti-smoking laws increase, and the smokers are driven to the edges of society, more and more smokers find themselves as unlikely targets of violence. As we did not report last week, there have been no attack on smokers by gangs of elementary school students. The news team waits patiently by the windows but so far no smoker has been attacked durin the daylight. The campaign against the toxic cigarette butts has not made any comments, as we have not asked any, about the likelihood of assaults from the city's anti-smokers.

The doctor's association, with the support of the asthma association, strongly encourages even more stricter laws. As this news writer waits with a bored air, nothing is happening as we speak.

People still smoke on the local railway station's platforms despite the sign and the increasingly dirty glares from my sister. Maybe I should get her a tazer...

Next up, why are the bus companies and the public mass transit hiring people with no driving licenses! Also, why cats are not awesome!